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WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

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If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT????

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Why the place in a stadium where people SIT is, called a STAND????

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Why the everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,

but nobody wants to DIE????

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In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS????

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If money doesn’t grow on TREES, then why do BANKS have BRANCHES?

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Why doesn’t GLUE

stick to its BOTTLE????

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Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT????

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If it is true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for????

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If you aren’t supposed to DRINK and DRIVE,

why do bars have PARKING lots????

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If all the nations in the world are in DEBT,

where did all the MONEY go????

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When dog food is new with improved TASTE, who TESTS it????

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If the “Black Box” flight recorder Is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff????

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Who copyrighted

the copyright symbol????

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Can you cry under water?

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Why do people say “You’ve been working like a dog,” when dogs just sit around all day????

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We all are living in a seriously funny world!!!!

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So Enjoy!!!! ????

2.

If “CHEMISTRY” students start making films,

the names would like:

* Tera acid mera base.,

* Rang de Benzene

* Hamara beaker apke pas hai

* Life in a Hetero

* Laga apron me daag

* 3 test tubes

* Ajab Estimation ka gajab result

* Munna bhai HCL

* My name is ester

* Mr. Ketone

* Jab we experiment . . . !

??DIALOGUE BAAZI in CHEMISTRY:

* The name is BOND… Covalent Bond!

* Rishtey mein to hum tumhare Allotrope

lagte hain, naam hai… Diamond! (*)

* D-block se darr nahi lagta saheb, F-block se

lagta hai!

* Ek baar jo maine bond toda to main

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Activation Energy ki bhi nahi sunta! 

* Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nahi,

namumkin hai!

* Yeh Electron mujhe de de, Carbon!

* Ek chutki Hydrogen ki keemat tum kya jano,

Oxygen babu!

And…

And…

And…

Thermodynamics abhi baaki hai, mere dost!

3.

Ek Room me 5 dost rehte the.

1. Pagal?

2. Bewaquf?

3. Dimag?

4. Koi Nahi?

5. Kisi?

Ek Din Koi Nahi? ne Kisi?Ko Mar Diya.

us waqt Dimag? Bathroom me tha

Pagal? Ne Police? Ko call? kiya.

Hello Police? Koi Nahi? ne Kisi? Ka Qatal? Kar diya Hai.

Police: Oye Kiya Tum Pagal? Ho?

Pagal?: G Mei Pagal? Hu.

Police?: Tere Paas Dimag? Nahi Hai?

Pagl?: G Dimag? toh Bathroom Mei Hai…

Police?: O Bewaquf?

Pagl?: Nahi G Mei toh Pagal? Hu. Bewaquf? msg padh raha hai…

Hahahaha???

2015 ki top class beizzati

Hanso mat jaldi forward karo

Warna ye message aam ho jayega……;

4.

?Sunny Leone’s mom?: Beti glass ka ?doodh pee lo…

?Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahi peena.

?Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise hogi?

?Sunny: maa aapko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,phir bhi aap badi ho gayi, Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi ho jaungi.

?Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti, Agar meri achi beti ho to doodh pee lo, warna main tum se naraaz ho jaungi.

?Sunny: OK mama, aap kehti hain toh main doodh pee leti hoon..

gut….gut…gut…Aur is tarah Sunny ne doodh pee liya..

?Sunny Leone ka naam sunte hi message end tak kitne gaur se padh rahe thhe !!!bas karo darindo…Soch Badlo…Toh Desh Badlega…Akela Modi kya-kya karega…..

Forward kero… zada haso maat…

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5.

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Aaj ka sach?

Neend ankhen band karne se nahi

Net band karne se ati hai

Bhuke ko roti

Aur android phone wale ko charger dena nek kaam hai

Pehle log beta ke liye taraste the

Aur

Aaj kal data ke liye

Aaj ki sabse badi pareshani

Mobile bigad jaye to beta zimmedar

Aur beta bigad jaye to mobile zimmedar

Badal gaya hai zamana

Pehle maa ka pair chu kar nikalte the

Aaj mobile ke battry full karke nikalte hai

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Kuch log jab raat ko achanak phone ka balance khatam ho jaye to itne pareshan ho jate hai

Mano jaise subah tak wo insaan zinda hi nahi rahega jisse bat karni hai

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Kuch log jab phone ki battry

1-2% hoto charger ki taraf aise bhagte hai jaise usse keh rahe ho tujhe kuch na hoga bhai

Ankhen band mat karna

My hun na tujhe kuch nahi hone dunga

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Kuch log apne phone me aise partern lock lagate hai

Jaise crime branch ki sari group files unje phone me hi padi ho

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Galti se phone kisi dusre dost ke ghar chod aye to aisa mehsus hota hai jaise apni bholi bhali girlfriend ko shakti kapoor ke pass chod aye ho

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6.

?This is a killer…..

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Change whatsapp background.

Default whatsapp background is a simple textured wallpaper.You can add your own wallpaper easily.Just go to settings–chat settings and click on wallpaper.There you can upload your wallpaper/photo from gallery or download their wallpaper application.

Share any type of file(zip,pdf etc)

t really hurts when you have your college/company group and all you want to send/receive are those important ppt’s or some other notes.

nevertheless,now you can using any of these two methods

Method 1

Change the extension of your file to some audio/video extensions such as .mp4 or .AVI.Now your messenger will interpret it as audio/video file which you can send it over whatsapp.

If you want,you can download Whats Packed 2 ads to do the same.

Method 2

Above method will work each and every time but since i know another method I’m going to share this method too…

Go to play store and download Dropbox and Cloud-share

Install both this app and open cloud-share.Click setup and once it asks to link Dropbox,allow it.

 

Now go to file which you wish to share.long tap on that file.choose share.Scroll to cloud-share.

Your file is now uploaded to Dropbox.Click on the notification and you will be prompted to share “file link via” option. Share it via WhatsApp.

You can share through other available client also.

Whatsapp Hack

Many ask this same question “Can i hack my friends whatsapp?? “.Well,a simple answer to this question is, yes you can!!.But only by having access to his/her phone.

After version 2.11 hacking whatsapp has become increasingly difficult due to their 192-bit encryption.So you need to decrypt those files.Follow these steps…..

1.Get your friends mobile and copy msgstore.db.crypt file located at SDcard/whatsapp/database to your desktop.

2.Go to recovermessages.com and upload those files.

3.Accept terms of use and click scan.

4.Uploading must start now and after completion you can view all chats.

5.If above website is not working then try alternative recover website known as ob4wa.com

Avoiding or removing blue ticks in Whatsapp.

First of all what are those damn blue ticks???

Well in recent update by facebook they introduced this feature.It means a person (receptor) has seen your message.

Now some you don’t want that other person to know you read their message and still don’t reply.Before this feature you could have just lied stating you have not seen the message.But now you simply can’t.

For such people you can follow this simple trick to disable blue ticks.

1)Switch off your data connection (or WiFi)

2)Read all of your messages.

3)Close Whatsapp application

4)Switch on you data connections(if you want.)

Congratulations! you have successfully read messages without letting them know.You can also use this tiny trick if you don’t want to update your last seen to current time.

 

 (Update:-They have already included blue tick on/off button.)

All you wanted to know on how whatsapp makes money

Social networking has become a vital part of people’s life in the present scenario. Facebook, twitter, Orkut are some examples of social networking sites and Hike, WhatsApp, Line, Wechat, Messenger, Viber etc are some of the examples of instant messaging applications in mobile phones.

Out of these, WhatsApp has rapidly grown in few years whose users have increased from 100 million users to 900 million users till August 2015. WhatsApp was founded by two people, Brian Acton and Jan Koum. It works on almost all operating systems like iOS, Android, BlackBerry 10, BlackBerry OS, Windows Phone, Nokia Series 40, Symbian, Tizen etc. WhatsApp provides a wide range of facilities such as sending messages,smileys,locations, contacts, music and videos. Calling facility was later made available. Due to this high level of flexibility and ease Whatsapp has become very popular world wide.It has a good level of privacy and security. The users can easily change the privacy level of their account, provided by the app.

Initially it faced a large number of security problems and brought out solutions for it. It cannot be so easily hacked by any person. Facebook acquired WhatsApp on February 19, 2014 at a cost of US$16 billion. Many a times it was questioned whether the business model or plan of the company would be long lasting or not. But WhatsApp earned its money from variety of sources. It provides one year free use for the customers and for each successive year the user has to pay an amount of rupees fifty (Rs 50) to keep his WhatsApp account running. WhatsApp allows for connecting to people across globe and does not take money for the text or media a person sends. Instead, it uses the same internet data plan that is used by the person for emailing and browsing etc. App purchase is an interesting and easy way by which it also makes money. In certain countries, the app costs $1 to be downloaded. When a group of friends start using the app, others also gain interest and start downloading it. Thus, the $1 plans can give a huge profit to the company.

Whatsapp has been providing its service from past 10 years and another form of its revenue comes from Database handling. The huge customer base of Whatsapp contributes to its database which is actually large in size. Each and every day our conversations are being stored in the backups. The information in our conversations reflects our persona and preferences. This information is quite useful for various companies. So these companies pay a handsome amount of money which builds the largest portion of the Whatsapp revenue model.Thoug its not confirmed it really do sell its analysed data.

If we analyse the user base, we will find that Whatsapp has the largest user base which is increasing exponentially every year. Naturally when a user starts using an application, the people around also start using the application to communicate. Whatsapp has a cleaner interface which has the sole purpose of communication. The application hosts no advertisements at all. The clean and fast interface along with other features like Voice calling and to be launched Video Calling features make this app one of the most downloaded apps.
Whatsapp, after being bought by Facebook, gives huge revenue of around $19 million a year. The revenue model taken up Whatsapp is by far very simple and the main concept is that the large user base. Whatsapp believes that the application is for communicating purpose, it doesn’t endorse any advertisement as it would hamper its sole utility. It is also evident that if Whatsapp starts putting advertisements in the app, considering its user base, would be able to make a lot of money. But the policies and the user-friendliness of WhatsApp show that it is not completely about money after all.