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WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

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If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT????

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Why the place in a stadium where people SIT is, called a STAND????

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Why the everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,

but nobody wants to DIE????

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In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS????

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If money doesn’t grow on TREES, then why do BANKS have BRANCHES?

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Why doesn’t GLUE

stick to its BOTTLE????

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Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT????

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If it is true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for????

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If you aren’t supposed to DRINK and DRIVE,

why do bars have PARKING lots????

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If all the nations in the world are in DEBT,

where did all the MONEY go????

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When dog food is new with improved TASTE, who TESTS it????

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If the “Black Box” flight recorder Is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff????

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Who copyrighted

the copyright symbol????

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Can you cry under water?

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Why do people say “You’ve been working like a dog,” when dogs just sit around all day????

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We all are living in a seriously funny world!!!!

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So Enjoy!!!! ????

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If “CHEMISTRY” students start making films,

the names would like:

* Tera acid mera base.,

* Rang de Benzene

* Hamara beaker apke pas hai

* Life in a Hetero

* Laga apron me daag

* 3 test tubes

* Ajab Estimation ka gajab result

* Munna bhai HCL

* My name is ester

* Mr. Ketone

* Jab we experiment . . . !

??DIALOGUE BAAZI in CHEMISTRY:

* The name is BOND… Covalent Bond!

* Rishtey mein to hum tumhare Allotrope

lagte hain, naam hai… Diamond! (*)

* D-block se darr nahi lagta saheb, F-block se

lagta hai!

* Ek baar jo maine bond toda to main

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Activation Energy ki bhi nahi sunta! 

* Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nahi,

namumkin hai!

* Yeh Electron mujhe de de, Carbon!

* Ek chutki Hydrogen ki keemat tum kya jano,

Oxygen babu!

And…

And…

And…

Thermodynamics abhi baaki hai, mere dost!

3.

Ek Room me 5 dost rehte the.

1. Pagal?

2. Bewaquf?

3. Dimag?

4. Koi Nahi?

5. Kisi?

Ek Din Koi Nahi? ne Kisi?Ko Mar Diya.

us waqt Dimag? Bathroom me tha

Pagal? Ne Police? Ko call? kiya.

Hello Police? Koi Nahi? ne Kisi? Ka Qatal? Kar diya Hai.

Police: Oye Kiya Tum Pagal? Ho?

Pagal?: G Mei Pagal? Hu.

Police?: Tere Paas Dimag? Nahi Hai?

Pagl?: G Dimag? toh Bathroom Mei Hai…

Police?: O Bewaquf?

Pagl?: Nahi G Mei toh Pagal? Hu. Bewaquf? msg padh raha hai…

Hahahaha???

2015 ki top class beizzati

Hanso mat jaldi forward karo

Warna ye message aam ho jayega……;

4.

?Sunny Leone’s mom?: Beti glass ka ?doodh pee lo…

?Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahi peena.

?Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise hogi?

?Sunny: maa aapko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,phir bhi aap badi ho gayi, Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi ho jaungi.

?Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti, Agar meri achi beti ho to doodh pee lo, warna main tum se naraaz ho jaungi.

?Sunny: OK mama, aap kehti hain toh main doodh pee leti hoon..

gut….gut…gut…Aur is tarah Sunny ne doodh pee liya..

?Sunny Leone ka naam sunte hi message end tak kitne gaur se padh rahe thhe !!!bas karo darindo…Soch Badlo…Toh Desh Badlega…Akela Modi kya-kya karega…..

Forward kero… zada haso maat…

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5.

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Aaj ka sach?

Neend ankhen band karne se nahi

Net band karne se ati hai

Bhuke ko roti

Aur android phone wale ko charger dena nek kaam hai

Pehle log beta ke liye taraste the

Aur

Aaj kal data ke liye

Aaj ki sabse badi pareshani

Mobile bigad jaye to beta zimmedar

Aur beta bigad jaye to mobile zimmedar

Badal gaya hai zamana

Pehle maa ka pair chu kar nikalte the

Aaj mobile ke battry full karke nikalte hai

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Kuch log jab raat ko achanak phone ka balance khatam ho jaye to itne pareshan ho jate hai

Mano jaise subah tak wo insaan zinda hi nahi rahega jisse bat karni hai

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Kuch log jab phone ki battry

1-2% hoto charger ki taraf aise bhagte hai jaise usse keh rahe ho tujhe kuch na hoga bhai

Ankhen band mat karna

My hun na tujhe kuch nahi hone dunga

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Kuch log apne phone me aise partern lock lagate hai

Jaise crime branch ki sari group files unje phone me hi padi ho

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Galti se phone kisi dusre dost ke ghar chod aye to aisa mehsus hota hai jaise apni bholi bhali girlfriend ko shakti kapoor ke pass chod aye ho

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6.

?This is a killer…..

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