GooD StAtUs

GooD StAtUs

WeLl,ThE HaRdEsT ThInGs To FiNd Is TrUe LoVe AnD LoYaL FrIeNdS

No WoRdS tO sAy WhAt'S gOiNg On My HeArT🎸

DoN't Jud\DgE mY aTtItUdE uNtiL yOu'Ve fElT mY pAiN!

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WhEn A dOoR cLoSeS aNoTheR dOoR sHouLd oPen, bUt iF it doEsN't thEn go In thRouGh tHe wIndOw.

 

I lost My Everything I lost Myself

 

Waiting for someone and something all life

 

A ⭐Star have 5 ends, A Square ◻ have 4 ,A Triangle 📐have 3 ,A Line line have 2 but our friendship has no end I believed above and become a fool hope u guys don't    

Most touching line said by best friend:when i die,don't come near my body because my hand would not move to wipe ur tears anymore

 

I 😏Hate📚 Studies.., But I 💝Love 📡Technology📱...

 

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely

Trust By Verify 

The leader innovates, the rest follow

 

Having a great friend in the life will be awesome to share the achievements that are pretty

 

Everybody Don’t Have To Like you.. & 😉Youdon’t Have To Care......😉

THe onEs wHo saY "U can't" & "U won't" aRe PRobablY tHE onEs ScaRed tHat " U WILL"😎👍  😜  🤗

LoVe

It's Not on The First SiGht I Feel In Luv Wid U I don't Know Why I luv U &I can't Say that I luv u that Much r This Much 


Don't Let My Story End Widout you 

When I saw You Cupid Shot His luv arrow Straight To My Heart

FuNnY StAtUs & MeSsAgEs

The only thing worse than
a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.




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A hug is like a boomerang:
you get it back right away.




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You're special to me in every way.
Thank you for being who you are
and for letting me be myself




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I with I could tell you that I shower everyday, but let's all tell the truth:
I don't shower everyday. So would you like to go out with me?




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when nites r long & friends r few,i sit by my window & think of U,A silent whisper,
a silent tear,with all my heart wish U were here !... gud nite




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A kiss says it all
And here�s one to say
That I�m thinking of you.




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A cute story of a school boy
I never did my home work,
2 get punishment
of standing N front
... of my princes table just to
see her for D whole period.




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Popularity can sweep u off your feet & create an imbalance.
Don't make it your goal N life because popularity comes
without an invitation AND leaves without a farewell.




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Nice people R blessed people,
ever friendly, always smiling,
forgive easily, hold no grudges
and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person.
I just did. Only D open heart receives




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Flowers die,
Stories End,
Songs Fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 End,
But,
"Precious People" Like "U"
Are always remembered.




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I asked GoD for a flower, He gave me a garden.
Asked 4r a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked for a river,
He gave me an ocean. I asked for a friend, He gave me U.




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Don't hurt her by flirting with other people while U R together.




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Before I die, I would like 2 start a new life
by moving somewhere where no one knows me,
leaving D past behind.




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people r like wind. You can only feel their presence & sincerity.
Now dont lOOk here n there to find them.
Just lOOk at the name of the sender...!




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Once a while gUd people need a reminder of how special and lovable they are...
With this meSSage, consider URself reminded !!




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Just like super glue doesn't let anything fall apart,
we can never B separated from each other my friend.
We're best fiends 4Rever!




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The best thing about true friendship iZ that no one ever remembers
when it started ND no one ever thinks about when it will end.
It just keeps going on and on!




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Fact everything is fair in Love & War.

But i suggest u should do war and never Love.

Becozin war either u lives or die.

But in love neither u Live nor you Die.




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A lot of things go unquestioned,
A lot of Questions go unanswered,
A Few words go unsaid, few go unheard,
Some are born dead, that's Life!




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If i were a tear in your eye
I wood roll down onto your lips.
But if u were a tear in my eye
I wood never cry as i would be afraid to lose u.




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Lady teacher: Asman sy 1 pari ati hain or
ap ko choty choty behan bhai gift krti hain..
Bcha dusray bchy sy: kia khayal hai miss
ko sahi baat bata den?




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Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?




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Why girls get married and go to a stranger's home?
Because they are blessed angles of the Almighty,
After filling their own home with color of Happiness, they go away to colour others home,
realize the values of girls and respect them....




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Boy: Can you Please Close your Eyes For A
Moment?
Girl: Okay, Done
Boy: Thanks, What A Darkness Isn't It?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: That Is My Life Without you




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I want to live in your eyes,
die in your arms and be buried in your heart.




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Between a million yesterdays and a million tomorrows, there's only one today.
And I would never let it pass without telling you � I'm thinking of you.




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Keep a special place for me
In your heart, not in your mind!
Keeping me in your mind
Can be dangerous for u
Because people say I am
MIND BLOWING!




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Dream a dream tonight as you sleep.
Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep.
May all of your dreams and wishes come true cause
I couldn't find a better friend like you!




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I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes,
I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your sms.




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  Nobody's right till someones wrong.
Nobody weak till somebody's strong,
  Nobody's lucky till love comes along,
  Nobody's lonely till somebody's gone
Love you and miss you



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What is a Girl Friend?

Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money,
Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be careful.




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Death is not the greatest loss in life,
The greatest loss of life is,
When friendship lies within us,
While we are alive
So, be strong in your relationships




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Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it 4 dethe rest of your life??




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I kept your name in my JOURNAL
And posted you in the LEDGER of my heart
you won't be classified as FIXED ASSETS
Because the MARKET VALUE of friendship
Will never DEPRECIATE from heart.




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I don't know for what,
but,
I love you a lot ....
hmmm I don't like to share my privacy with someone ....
but,
I want to share all my moments of memories with you ....
because,
I don't know for what....
But
I Love you a lot ....




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I don't know if what I'm feeling is love or what
But every time I hear ur voice
My heart skips a beat.




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Never Blame any Day In Your Life.
Good Days Give you Happiness.
Bad Days Give you Experience.
Both Are Essential In Life.
All Are God's Blessings.




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When we sigh about our problems
they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them...
they become o o o o o Bubbles! Have a bubbly life!




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Love is sweet poison: ..
Do not consume without your beloved's advise.
And keep out of reach of children..
And keep it in cool and dark place.




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If you fall in river there is a boat..
If you fall in well there is rope..
But if u fall in love there is no hope




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Never give a chance to anyone to snatch your smile
Remember!
The world is for you
You are not for the world.




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The Trouble with the World is that
The Stupid's are Full Of Confidence
And
The Intelligent Are Full Of Doubts.




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Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE once receive
MESSAGES From ME!




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A beautiful girl goes to Professor Cabin
And Say
That i will do anything to pass in the exams
And professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books and Study








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A LOVE STORY: ONCE A MOSQUITO FALL
IN LOVE WITH A HEN.
ONE DAY THEY KISSED EACH OTHER,
HEN DIED OF MALARIA AND
MOSQUITO DIED OF BIRD-FLU




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A special smile a special face
A special someone no one can replace

I love you and always will
You have filled a space no one could fill




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When u feel cold and warm at the same time
When u read over the same line for the tenth time
When ur heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme
And when a simple name conquers ur whole mind
Then you are in deep trouble my friend you are in what they call, love.




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A Perfect Gift for you today
Absolutely at no Cost,
Non-taxable,
Silent Performance,
Extremely Personal,
Fully Returnable
it's a SMILE from me.
Enjoy and take care




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Sometimes,
its amazing how easily we fall in love
With someone who simply smiles,
Talks or stares at us.
The only hard thing to do
Is to make that person fall for us.
I'm falling for you.




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If you are in a dark room,
You find blood everywhere and
Walls r shaking
don't worry friend.....
You are at the safest place
You are in my heart....




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Whenever you feel blue, I will be there for you,
Whenever you are sad, I will stay by your side,

Whenever you need someone to love.
I will always be there for you to have.




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I'm afraid to close my eyes because I might think of you.
I'm afraid to open them because I might see you.

I'm afraid to move my lips because I might speak of you.
I'm afraid to listen because I might hear my heart fall for you.




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Keep on planting good deeds!
In his own time, and in his own way, the lord will send the harvest.
Like He send You to me




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I always thought loving someone was the best feeling,
but I realized the loving a friend is even better,
we lose people we love people but we never lose true friends.




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The sun had risen from the east and birds
are singing happily and butterflies are around the flowers.
It is time to wake up and give a big stretch and say good morning to you..




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May be God wants you to meet a few wrong
people before meeting the right,
so that when we finally meet the person,
we will know how to be grateful?




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The time I spend with you
. I think I'm falling in love with you.




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Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty.
You stole my hearth moment you looked at me,
call me crazy, call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.




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A memory lasts forever and never does it die.
True friends stay together and never say good bye.




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Meeting you was luck,
becoming your friend was abundance,
but falling in love with you was completely out of my mind.




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A girl phoned me the other day and said...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home




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Under the sea, there lays a rock,
in the rock, there is an envelope,
in the envelope, there is a paper,
on the paper, there are three words
"Forget me not"




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Gr8 people talk about things.
Small people talk about other people.
and legends never talk they send sms ;)




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God will not give you a burden you can't handle.
So, if you find yourself in a mess that's impossible,
Take it as a compliment - God knows you can do it!




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Accidents do happen. i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.
but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u ..




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When its dangerous to look back and you are scared
to look ahead, just look beside you and I will be right there for you.




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Another month, another year, another smile,
another tear, another winter, a summer too...
but there? will never be.... another you!

Funny Messages

Nonveg Whatsapp Jokes

A newly married couple on their honeymoon night was trying to set up new password of their facebook account. The husband typed “MYpenis” and the wife was ROFL because on the screen it says, “Error. Not Long Enough.”
Jimmy brings his cat with him at schoon, principal asked- why is your cat at school today?
Jimmy started crying and said-  because I heard my dad tell mah mother, ‘ I’m gonna eat da pussy once our son leave for school today!”
Mam catches jimmy copying:
Mam: leave your answer sheet and get out right now! I wouldn’t consider anything you say
Jimmy: Nice Boobs Mam
Phone Rings Late Night:
Hubby- Honey if anyone asks about me, then say I am not at home
Wife picked and said: He is at home
Hubby shouted: WTF… are u insane!!
Wife: Shut up! It was for me


Funny Questions to Ask  on Whatsapp

Q. What you will call a blonde if she is blowing in another blonde’s ear?
A: Data transfer.
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Q. You have to make 7 an even number..  can you?
A. Delete the S from 7!
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A: "I was born in India."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."
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Q: Name a thing that goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs 
Read more: http://everythingtowhatsapp.blogspot.in/2016/03/funny-messages.html

Drunk Husband Joke in English

A man woke up in the morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night.
He noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had caused the fight.
He took it outside and started smashing the empty bottles one by one onto the wall.
He smashed the first bottle swearing,
“you are the reason I fight with my wife”.
He smashed the second bottle,
“you are the reason I don’t love my children”.
He smashed the third bottle,
“you are the reason I don’t have a decent job”.
When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed and was full.
He hesitated for only a moment and said
“you stand aside, I know you were not involved”.

Funny Joke in English

A girl at bus-stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told ” i love u”
Man placed his hand on her head: ” this love and infatuation all are nothing,
Go back to ur home and study hard so that u can lead a successful life”
Man then placed a piece of paper in her hand:” i have written some wisdom for you. Read before u sleep” and went away..
Girl went back to hostel with tears and before sleep she opens the paper.
“Are you blind?my wife was standing behind me..anyways this is my number call me anytime..by the way.. i love u too!”
MEN ARE MEN..

WhatsApp Special Funny Birthday Joke

Suresh changed the subject to “Happy birthday Kalpesh ”
Suresh – Happy bday Kalpesh
Raju- Happy bday Kalpesh
Ganesh – Happy bday Kalpesh
Rhohit – Happy bday Kalpesh
sagar – Happy bday Kalpesh
Neha : hb
Rahul: happy birthday kalpesh
Yogesh: happy b kalpesh
Pintya: happy birthday kalpesh
Jitendra: happy birthday kalpesh ♨
Kalpesh – thanks Neha..
Suresh changed the subject to “kalpesh F*****F “


Boy’s funny proposal to a girl

A boy went to propose a girl
Boy : Hey baby, I love u..!! Will you marry me?
Girl : What’s ur status??
Boy : I m the owner of my own big village and I have 1 security,own army,gold mine and wine
Girl : Love you 2 honey. yes Yes
After marriage…
Girl asked the boy where is your village…
And the Boy opens Clash of Clans





Women will be women


A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up ?”
God said, “No, you have another 34 years to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift surgery, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color
Finally she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked,
“You said I had another 34 years to live.
Why didn’t you save me from the truck?”
(You’ll love this)
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God replied:
“I couldn’t recognize you!”

One Man Coming In Bar.
Man: “One Vodka Price”
Bar Man: “Rs. 5/- Sir”
Man: “What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please?”
Bar Man: “Rs. 7/- Sir”
Man: “Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner?”
Bar Man: “No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend”
Man: “What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend?”
Bar Man: “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here“

Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.



Three Fastest Means Of Communication:

1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell A Woman
Bonus: Need Still Faster – Tell Her Not To Tell Anyone.


If every child starts swapping their mummy papa mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!

Laugh, until U have teeth..
U can Smile Later!!!funny English sms!


U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*


Awesome Saying:
In Life,Don’t Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You’ll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You’ll Still Be A Lion!

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.



What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
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In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.

The reason why most of the men Wants to kiss on LIPS… Funny ANSWER

The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
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Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)



Y r u so opposite to me?
When i say tea,u say coffee!
I say white,u say black!
I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!
I came back and u still there!


Sardar Love With Nurse

One Sardar love with a nurse.
HE writes love letter.
He writes,”I Love you Sister”.

I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.
Now I’m wondering how long before
new cars are cheaper than fuel.

What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?

Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics

And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.

What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?

Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers,

And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There’s No Network.



Boys are stronger than Girls??

Ohh Please !!
No Ways!!!
Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?
Can they go a week eating only salad?
Can they face a heart break?

If You Look At The Sky Tonight
And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,
I Swear I Have No Clue
How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I’m OK
Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!


ExAm StAtUs & Dp's








If you need an example of how to live you should not have been born.
Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)
What is the main reason for failure? …………… I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.
The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind.
Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam...Sharing is caring!
Examinations – the only way to know something at least for a few days.
My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one…!
If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power. ☺

GiRlY WhAtS ApP Dp'S