Best Attitude Whatsapp Status from Hollywood Movie Dialogues.

Do, or do not. There is no “try”.

 Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it.

 In this life time, you don’t have to prove nothing to nobody, except yourself. And after what you’ve gone through,if you haven’t done that by now, it ain’t gonna never happen.

 Strange, isn’t it? Each man’s life touches so many other lives. When he isn’t around he leaves an awful hole, doesn’t he?

 The accident is your training. Life is a choice. You can choose to be a victim or anything else you’d like to be.

 The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.

 It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. It is our choices.

 Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life, but it ain’t how hard you can hit. It’s how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. It’s how much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done.

 Someone I once knew wrote that we walk away from our dreams afraid that we may fail or worse yet, afraid we may succeed.

Get busy livin’, or get busy dyin

Calling someone fat doesn’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. All you can do in life is try and solve the problem in front of you.

Kid, there are heroes and there are legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you’ll never go wrong.

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

What we do in life echoes in eternity.

Every man dies, but not every man really lives

I know what I have to do now. I’ve got to keep breathing because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?

Don’t ever let somebody tell you you can’t do something, not even me. Alright? You dream, you gotta protect it. People can’t do something themselves, they wanna tell you you can’t do it. If you want something, go get it. Period.

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

Great men are not born great, they grow great.

Some people can’t believe in themselves until someone else believes in them first

Being perfect is not about that scoreboard out there. It’s not about winning. It’s about you and your relationship with yourself, your family and your friends. Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didn't let them down because you told them the truth. And that truth is you did everything you could. There wasn't one more thing you could’ve done. Can you live in that moment as best you can, with clear eyes, and love in your heart, with joy in your heart? If you can do that gentleman – you’re perfect!

Love Just LoVe

1. Love is like a baby, it needs to be treated gently.
2. A life without love is like a year without summer.
3. Love is like a rubber band you need to hold it from both the sides by two people. When one leaves it hurts.
4. Say it before you run out of time. Say it before it’s too late. Say what you’re feeling. Waiting is a mistake.
5. Girls want to find a superman but walk past Clark Kent every day.
6. The madness of love is the greatest of heaven’s blessings.
7. Don’t die with your song still inside of you.
8. Don’t look for love. Quietly give it away and let if find you back.
9. I’m in love with the idea of being in love.
10. Sometimes following your heart means breaking someone else's
11. Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
12. Getting over him sounds great but being in his arms sounds a lot better.
13. Your smile is more beautiful than stars.
14. If you are in love you can’t get in comfort zone.
15. The mind sets limits, the heart breaks them.
16. The most beautiful line is But, I love you!
17. You are just a memory of my love.
18. My heart always will be yours.
19. Stop falling in love with me.
20. Distance doesn’t matter in true love.
21. You cannot buy Love, but still you need to pay for it.
22. Everything is fine in Love and War.
23. Be aware to touch me… you may be victim of Love.
24. I’m in love with Whatsapp.
25. I'm not drunk, I’m in love.
26. When nothing goes right in Love... Go left!
27. Silent people have the greatest heart.Love is in my Heart.
28. Your smile is the key of my heart.
29. Beautiful lies in face not in mind.
30. Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than loose you.
31. When the angels ask what I most loved about life, I’ll say you.
32. Every time you texts me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big.
33. Never trust your heart because it’s on the right side.
34. Love isn’t complicated, people are.
35. Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.
36. You know you’re in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.
37. Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other
38. People asked me if I missed you, I smiled and replied, do you breathe?'
39. Once in awhile, night in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.
40. The best relationship is when you two can act like lovers and best friends.
41. Being someone's first love may be great but to be their last is beyond perfect.
42. The world's happiest couple never has the same character. They just have the best understanding of their difference.
43. I promise you no one will ever love you like I do.
44. Where there is love there is life.
45. Without you. I'm nothing with you. I'm something. Together, we're everything.
46. Don't marry someone you can live with. Marry the person who cannot live without.
47. You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you!
48. Some love one, some love two. I love one - that is you.
49. Every morning would be perfect if I woke up next to you.
50. One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you.
51. I'm selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.
52. I think our love can do anything we want it to.
53. Since you've been around I smile a lot more than I use to.
54. A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
55. When I'm sad don't look at me - just kiss me.
56. I fell in love with you, I don't know why or how. I just did.
57. Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you're in love.
58. I love you for who your from the inside. The lovely looking outside is just a bonus.
59. The happiest I've ever felt was that moment I discovered you loved me too.
60. Keep your feet on the ground, when your head's in the clouds.
61. Love is a gift from god and I have accepted this gift with open arms. I love you very much and promise never to leave you.
62. Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength. While loving someone deeply gives you courage.
63. In the middle of life, love enters and make it a fairy tale.
64. True Love is not based upon romance, candle light dinner and walk alone beach. Infect, it's based on care, compromise, respect and trust.
65. When I'm with you, hours feel like seconds. But when we're apart, days feel like years.
66. A true man dose not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life.
67. Heaven is a place on Earth when your around.
68. All I want is to sleep and wake up next to you.
69. I smile like an idiot when I'm talking to you. Doesn't matter if it's in person or through text or anything else. I just smile because it's you.
70. Let me love you if not for the rest of you life then for the rest of mine.
71. Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.
72. If I had to choose between loving you and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I love you.
73. Every night I think of you before bed with the hopes of having you in my dreams.
74. We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
75. I hope you liked our collection, share your favorite quotes and sayings in the comments...

Romantic Status, Short Romantic Quotes

Romantic Status, Short Romantic Quotes

 

The best relationship is when you two can act like lovers and best friends.

I love you for who your from the inside. The lovely looking outside is just a bonus.

A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Happiness means you. I Love You <3

I fall in love with you, I don't know why or how. I just did...

The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: That's the one.

Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.

Someone asked me, how's life? I just smiled & replied, she's fine.

The most magical moments are those when you forget yourself in the job of someone's presence.

A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.

Being someone's first love may be great but to be their last is beyond perfect.

Since you've been around I smile a lot more than I use to.

One day I caught myself smiling for no reason then I realized I was thinking of you.

When I first saw you, I fell in love with you and you smiled because you knew.

Missing someone is your heart's way of reminding you that you love them.

Distance is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it inflames the great.

Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite...

You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you,

Some love one, some love two. I love one .. that is you.

When I'm sad don't look at me Just kiss me...

Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you're in love.

I smile like an idiot when I'm talking to you. Doesn't matter if it's a person or through text or anything else. I just smile because it's you.

Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true. Every time I hear you voice I fall in Love all over again.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend, was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

One day i caught myself smiling for no reason... then i realized i was thinking of you ..

Your smile is literally the cutest thing I've ever seen

I can live without any friends, any family and any money but I can't live without you.

Someone asked me, How's life? I just smiled and replied, She's fine. :)

I didn't have any body piercing until just now. You pierced my heart.

Your eyes are the sweetest stars I've ever seen.

I don't want to lose this feeling. If I could choose a place to die, it would be in your arms.

Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.

If I know what love is, it is because of you.

I tried but I can't stop thinking about you.

My dream is to be your dream.

Nothing is perfect, but when I'm with you everything is perfect.

When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.

Life can give us lots' of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life...'' ♥ :-)

Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.

love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life

My eyes literally turn to hearts when I see you.

Its not the roses, but the wildflowers that are the key to a woman's heart.

The way I see you is like the way I see the stars, far but still beautiful.

Your the key to my soul.

I dont know much about algebra but what i do know is you plus me equals forever.

You are the reason why I smile, I love, I breath, I live.

I'll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.

The most beautiful clothes that a woman can wear are the arms of the man she loves.

YOU .... The first thing I thought of every morning, the last thing that stays on my mind every night.

Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.

My love for you is like a mirror. You can break it into pieces but when you look closely, you're still in it.

Sweetness is not sugar or honey but the kind of feeling that makes you call your lover sweetheart.

I don't need to see the sun again, there is enough light in your eyes to light up all the world.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you.

If distance is what I have to overcome to be with you, then give me a map. I am going to find you.

I was sitting in my room today thinking of all the good things GOD has given me then I thought of you and smiled :)

I love you and you love me, then why can't we be together?

I just want you that's it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you.

My head tells me that i don't love you, But my heart tells me you are a liar..

When I look at you, I cant deny there is a GOD. Bcoz only GOD could have created someone as wonderful and beautiful as you.

I have tested all sweet dishes but they are not as sweet as my lover's lips :)

Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it?

A special smile, A special face. A special someone i cant replace. I luv U, I always will. U have filled a space no one can fill !!

I really hate my heart b'coz it lives inside me but beats only for you.

The world is a scary place but somehow in your arms, it doesn't feel so bad.

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

In the world there are billions of people, In my eyes I see only you

Within you I lose myself. Without you I find myself wanting to become lost again.

I can live without any friends, any family and any money but I can't live without you.

Listen to my little heart. It always says your name with every heartbeat.

They say that Disney World is the happiest place on earth but obviously they have never been in your arms.

Life becomes romantic when someone start looking silently but life becomes more romantic when someone start reading those eyes.

When you truly love someone, you can never get bored of that person.

You can love me or hate me I swear it won't make me or break me

My eyes literally turn to hearts when I see you.

I have ONE heart that is true. It has gone from me to you. Now please take its care because I have NO heart and you have TWO.

I don't want to lose this feeling. If I could choose a place to die, it would be in your arms.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.

The only day that I will stop loving her, is when the earth stands still.

Someday when the pages of my life end, I know that you will be one of its most beautiful chapters.

Dear heart, please fall in love only when you're ready, not when you're lonely.

Everyday I ask myself, how's it possible to love anyone as much as I love you? When I look in your eyes all my questions are answered.

I love my eyes when you look into them I love my name when you say it I love my heart when you love it I love my life when you are in it.

Last night I hugged my pillow and dream t of you. I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all, one must start somewhere.

A true romantic is one who romances one woman forever.

I don't need to see the sun again, there is enough light in your eyes to light up all the world.

Your presence in my life brings smiles and loving throughts within my heart!

True love comes once in a lifetime, open your eyes and your heart and see the miracle in front of you.

Your the key to my soul.

The few hours I spend with you are worth the thousand hours I spend without you.

Age does not protect us from love, But love to some extent protects us from age.

Sitting next to you doing nothing means absolutely everything to me.

Spaces between your fingers are supposed to be filled with mine.

It would be a waste of dream if you were not in it.

I wanted to climb over the mountain and get on with my life; but I never even made it to the top because I fell for you..

My dream is to be your dream.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you Your eyes are the sweetest stars I've ever seen.

The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves.

Love Status, Short Love Quotes

Love  Status, Short Love Quotes

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.
There is No Scale To Measure the love..
When the angels ask what I most loved about life, I'll say you.
Never trust your heart because it's on the right side.
Love isn't complicated, people are.
Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.
There's only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you - I Love You.
I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
Dear crush!! You've crushed me <3
I want vitamin "U"
If you are not interested then don't cheat him.. Better leave him..
He loves death, she loves life, he lives for her, she dies for him...
You left me? Fine! But don't love somebody else in front of me.
You are the only clock that's ticking in my heart..!!
Late night conversations with our loved ones..!! <3
It's not about her looks, It's about her heart.
If you fall in love... be ready for the tears..!!
You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.
Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it lasts.
I can't see myself without you. Sold My Soul to You ♥
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
Better to b alone than being wid sme1 who makes u feel alone...
Thanks for being in my life
The heart that loves, stays always young.
Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.
Love is not about possession, Love is about appreciation
So far, but I love you always dream without fear, love without limits..
Life is too short to cry on....

You either live in love or die, there is no way in between
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
Love is knowing that some one is there for you always
The person loves you more will fight with you daily without any reason
Whenever i see your text the first thing comes in my mind is YOU. ♥ :p
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
My Hearts beats only for you.
Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.
Love when you're ready, not when you are alone.
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
I'd cross the world for someone like you.
Love cures people, both the one who give it and the one who receive it- Dr. Karl
Hi, is a short, simple word but it's how love starts.
Love can be demonstrated not defined.
Don't say you love me unless you mean it.
Only you can give me that feeling.
Love has no limits.
Everything is fair in Love and War.
I want another day with you.
You can't stop loving short girls.
Just because I'm busy doesn't mean I don't love you
I usually don't get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.
Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
When I count my blessings i count you twice.
I think love is fearless.
I need you so much closer.

My heart is perfect because.. you are inside.
You re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are.
When I talk to you i fall in love over and over again.
I need you, you need me. Let's make it work.
Being someone's first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
Love me for a second and I'll love you forever.
I hope you always find a reason to smile.
I love you even when I hate you.
Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.
Be the type of person you want to meet.
I can't stop missing you.
Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.
You think you're one of millions but you're one in a million to me.
All I need is your love.
I want you today and tomorrow and next week and for the rest of my life.
Let all that you do be done n love.
I'll never forget the first time I saw you.
True love has a habit of coming back.
Fund love, found sadness at the end of the line. - Wyn Owen Justin
I'm done begging for your love.
I don't even know why I like you. But I just do.
Why am I so afraid to lose you when you're not even mine?
I can't go a day without thinking about you.
There is no finish line so love the journey.
Fall in love not in line.
If you love something set it free.
The minute you think of giving up think of the reason why you held on so long.
So many of my smiles begin with you.
A true love story nerve ends.
Love is like a Air.. We can't see it but! we can feel it..
Love is that which, cannot see the poorness...
Love in Life, Make the life beautiful..
In life I need only you!
My "Heart" is always your!
Love is like the sun which coming out from the clouds and warming your soul.
True Love = No doubts + No jealousy + No worries then life is good
Always Love your GB from your Heart not from your mood or Mind..
In love Never say "Sorry"!
When I think about you.. I don't feel so alone....
If you were thinking about someone, while Studying you're definitely in Love...
Love is that, which can never explained
Love is That Which can not see the Religious, Caste, Rich, Poor..in life..
Love: Two minds without a single thought.
Love: The triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be.If it does not, hunt it down and kill it.
Girl's eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl's heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
The beauty of a woman is seen within her eyes because it's the doorway to her heart where her love resides.
Don't TRUST too much, don't LOVE too much, don't CARE too much because that 'TOO MUCH' will HURT you so much !
If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, & suffering.
A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
I started believing in LOVE wen u said 4 the 1st time tat LOVE is BEAUTIFUL THING
The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
Our days are happier when we give people bit of our heart rather than piece of our mind
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable - Gandhi
If I had flower for every time you made me smile & laugh I'd have a garden to walk in forever.
You know you're in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.
Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other
Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day in life. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away...??
Love is like a rubber band, when both can stretch, and then one can release then it can heart the other!
No matter how "busy" a person is...if they really love, they will always find the time for you.!
If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want do for them is to be happy.. even if you are not with him..
I was looking for someone that can improve my life, but then I met you and found my life in you which were already perfect.
Love doesn't lie, people do. Love doesn't leave, people do. Love won't hurt you, people will.
If you wants a Stress free life don't expect anything from anyone bcz Expectations always hurts <\3
Always remember to smile because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Ever since U came into my life, I am a different person now. I smile more, laugh more and feel so loved. because of U. I LOVE YOU A LOT SWEET HEART.
Best relations don't need terms conditions n promises, They need only two wonderful people, one who can trust n other who can understand.
The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.
True love doesn't have a happy ending. It has NO ending
Love isn't just about finding the right person. But creating a right relationship.
No matter how many gorgeous faces you set your eyes upon, if you already set your heart for someone, you will hardly notice anyone.
Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true, every time i hear your voice I fall in Love all over again.
To be rich is not what you have in your bank account, but what you have in your heart...
Choose happiness by taking life day by day, complaining very little, and being thankful for the little things that mean a lot
True Feelings never fades,even when time changes or circumstances and if they fades, then it means, it was fake
Behind this big smile there is an empty soul which has no expectations. :')
Life is a one way street no matter how many detours you take none of them leads back so enjoy life's every moment as none of them will happen The same way again...
Loving someone who doesn't feel the same way is like using a white crayon on a white paper. It's always invisible...

Whatsapp Dp's( Attitude) With their Connecting Status

Just wanted to be Myself Nd say Fuck Offfff......

IJust Wanted to say that I Love You So I changed my dp<3

Mom Jus Says everything But I dont follow them

If any One tries to break my Luv I will Definitely Break their Face

By Birth Im Genius But I'dLike to be Evil

Be Yourself this makes you great

Ppl Think Abt Being Perfct But Im Loyal

Ppl  Can say that i dont have an attitude but its my personality

Laagggiiinnngggggggg

Would like to make  my family

I'll treate you as you treat me Just like A "MIRROR"

Success  depends on our thinking

Get Out of the BoX

Don't Stick to one always

Im Just "ME"

Im Just "ME"

Let the sad things go of you it makes you happy forever

Would like Be Great 

Success  depends on our thinking

I have my own Attitude by Birth it was in my BLOOD

BollyWood Dialogues 3

BollyWood Dialogues 3

Duniya mein kitni hai nafratein … phir bhi dilon mein hai chahatein … mar bhi jaaye pyar waale … mitt bhi jaaye yaar waale … zinda rehti unki mohabbatein

Main aaj bhi usse utni hi mohabbat karta hoon … aur is liye nahi ki koi aur nahi mili … par is liye ki usse mohabbat karne se fursat hi nahi milti

Kabhi kabhi jeetne ke liye kuch haarna bhi padta hai … aur haar kar jeetne waale ko baazigar kehte hai

Mujhe states ke naam na sunai dete hai na dikhai dete hai … sirf ek mulk ka naam sunai deta hai I-N-D-I-A

Kuch kuch hota hai Anjali, tum nahi samjhogi

Dhokha mere saath hua hai … joh karna hai main hi karoonga

Ek kal hamare peeche hai, ek kal hamare baad … aaj, aaj ki baat karo, aaj hamare saath

Udne ki baat parinde karte hai … tutte huye par nahi

Ek baat hoti thi tab tum bahut yaad aati thi … (kab) … jab jab main saans leta tha tab tab

Rahul, naam toh suna hoga?

Kuch khaas awaazon se dil ki dhadkane tezz ho jaati hai

Koi saboot nahin … toh koi guneghaar nahin

Mujhe apne aap ko zinda rakhna suit karta hai

Shahrukh khan Quotes

Sachchi mohabbat ko pechaanne ke liye aankhon ki nahi … dil ki zaroorat hoti hai

Don aadmi ka naam bhool sakta hai … lekin ye nahin bhoolega … ki usse dafnaaya kahan hai

Mohabbat aur sangeet ka bahut gehra rishta hai … kyun ki dono ka janam dil se hota hai … aur dono ki kismat bhi dil ke kehne par nirbhar hai

Naam loonga toh woh badnaam ho jayegi

You shot gun, me quick gun Murugun … ati-pati-kati yenna rascala tu dai … Mind It!

No drinking, no smoking … no der se aana aur yahan se jitna jaldi ho chale jaana

Hasogi toh jeet jaogi, rohogi toh dil dukhaogi … chahe paas raho nah raho, hamesha apne saath paogi

Subah subah shuru ho gayi Madonna

Shahrukh khan dialogues

Burai milne mein nahi hai … burai chup chupkar milne mein hai

Pehli baar kisi gore ko India ka tiranga leharate hue dekh raha hoon

Rab sabko same to same khushi nahi dete

Sochkar kaun shaadi karta hai?

Jinki zindagi choti hoti hai … unhe bade bade vaade nahi karne chahiye

Mujhe logo ka khoon karne ka koi shaunk nahin … wohi mujhe majboor kar dete hain

Shahrukh Khan in Don 2Don ke dushman … Don ke haathon marne ke liye hi paida hote hai

Joh cheez mujhe nahi milti … main usse barbaad kar deta hoon

Namaaz jagah aur logon se nahi … neeyat se padhi jaati hai

Hamari line mein kismat sirf ek baar dokha deti hai

Hum shareef kya hue … poori duniya hi badmash ban gayi

Zindagi toh har roz jaan leti hai … bomb toh sirf ek baar lega

Don’t underestimate the power of a common man

I love you KKKKK … Kiran

Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost

Bade bade deshon mein aaisi choti choti baatein … hoti rehti hai

Dil toh har kisi ke paas hota hai … lekin sab dilwale nahi hote

Sarhad paar ek aisa shaksh hai … joh aapke liye apni jaan bhi de dega

Aurat maa hoti hai, bahen hoti hai, patni hoti hai, dost hoti hai … aur jab woh kuch nahi hoti, toh tawaif hoti hai

Duniya mein do tarah ke log hote hai … winners and losers … lekin zindagi har loser ko woh ek mauka zaroor deti hai … jis mein woh winner ban sakta hai

Tumhari jaisi ladki ke saath, mere jaise ladke ka hona … bahut zaroori hai

Sachi mohabbat zindagi mein sirf ek baar hoti hai … aur jab hoti hai … toh koi bhagwan yah khuda usse nakamyab nahi hone deta

Oonchi building mein rehne waala footpath pe chalne waala ka khoon choosta hai

Vaar karna hai toh samne waale ke goal par nahi … samnewaale ke dimag par karo … goal khud-ba-khud ho jayega

Chutti manane nikla tha … tumne meri chutti kar di

Bollywood dialogues 2

Aaj itni bhi maisir nahi maikhane mein … jitni hum chhod diya karte the paimane mein

Vijay Dinanath Chauhan … poora naam

Hum jaha khade ho jaate hai line wahin se shuru hoti hai

Dushman se agar fayda ho … toh usko apna dost banalo

Don ka intezaar toh gyarah mulkon ki police kar rahi hai

Main aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahin uthata

I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english … because english is a very funny language

Amitabh Bachchan dialogues

Rishtey mein to hum tumhare baap hote hai … naam hai Shahenshah

Tumhare bagair toh hum sirf jee rahe the … dil ne dhadakna toh uss din shuru kiya jis din aap hum mein mili

Jisne pee nahi whiskey … kismat phoot gayi uski

Izzat darr se nahi … mohabbat se jeeti jaati hai

Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin … namumkin hai

Zindagi pyar dene aur pyar lene ka naam hai … aur kuch nahi

Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum?

Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti?

Anand mara nahi, Anand marte nahi

Mazdoor ka paseena sookhne se pehle, uski mazdoori mil jani chahiye janaab

Badhon ka gussa badhon ka pyar hota hai

 

Waqt pe pahunchneka apna purana aadat hai

Jahil ki baaton ka jawaab … khamoshi hota hai

Mooche ho to Nathulalji jaise ho … varna na ho

Main maroonga to bullet se hi maroonga … BP ya sugar se nahi

Aapka kanoon kisi insaan ko ek hi jurm ke liye do baar sazaa nahi de sakta

Samundar mein tairne waale … kuon aur talaabon mein dupkiyan nahi lagaya karte

Keh diya na … bas keh diya!

Tere haath mein maut ka samaan hai toh … mere seene pe khuda ka naam hai

Maa baap zindagi ke pedh ki jadh hai

Tofha dene waale ki neeyat dekhi jaati hai … tofhe ki keemat nahi dekhi jaati

Inki taarif kya karen … yeh toh sarr se paun tak taarif hi taarif hai

Vaade aksar toot jaate hai … koshishien kamyab ho jaati hai

Sharaabi ko sharaabi nahi toh kya pujari kahoge … gehun ko gehun nahi toh kya jwari kahoge

Mere dil ka woh hissa … kambakht mera kab tha

Maanta hoon ki zindagi ki taqat maut se zyada bhadi hai … lekin yeh zindagi kya maut se bhattar nahi

Pehli baar … ek hi baar aata hai

Aaj shaam che bajhe maut ke saath apna appointment hai

Mere zakhm jaldi nahin bharte

Mere haath lohe ki zanjeer se nahi … dosti ke dhaage se banda hai

Aaj tak tum bolte aaye aur main sunta aaya … aaj main bolonga aur tum sunoge

Don zakhmi hai toh kya … phir bhi Don hai

Upar waala bhookha jagata zaroor hai … lekin bhookha sulata nahi

Na maut aati hai, na tum aati ho … par Zohra Bai tum bahut achcha gaati ho

Hamari zindagi ka tambu teen bambuon pe khada hua hai … shayari, sharaab aur aap

Pehle main akela tha … aur ab bilkul akela hoon

Ek baar maarna shuru karta hoon … toh maar hi deta hoon

Daag daaman pe nahin … dil pe liya hai maine

Sawaal agar khud jawaab ho … toh sawaal, sawaal nahi rehta

Bollywood dialogues 1

 

Life is a race … if you don’t run fast … you will be like a broken undaa

Aal izz well … Aal izz well

Main toh aapko yeh padha raha tha ki, padhate kaise hai

Aaj itni bhi maisir nahi maikhane mein … jitni hum chhod diya karte the paimane mein

Vijay Dinanath Chauhan … poora naam

Hum jaha khade ho jaate hai line wahin se shuru hoti hai

Dushman se agar fayda ho … toh usko apna dost banalo

Exam toh bahut hote hai, baap mostly ek hi hota hai

Hoshyari, tarkieb aur dokha … teeno mil jaaye toh log usse jadoo samajhte hai

Bhabhi hogi teri aur shaadi hogi meri

Shakal se to bidi ke kharkhane ka mazdoor lagta hai … saala choosa hua aam

Kaise sign karon yaar … meri pen toh tu le gayi

Yeh aap idhar idhar kya dekh rahe hain … udhar idhar dekhiye, udhar idhar

Kiss ho nahin paati yaar … kyun ki naak beech me aa jaati hai

Mohe toh wohi chori pasand aavegi, joh mori mai ko pasand aavegi

Aap purush hi nahi … mahapurush hai!

Do dost ek pyale mein chai piyenge … isse dosti badti hai

College di gate de is taraf hum life ko nachate hai … te duji taraf life humko nachati hai

Kaash mein oon ka gola hota … aur unki ungliyon mein lipta hota

Bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system ye gola ka … total lul ho chuka hai

Aap ki aankhen meri taxi ki headlight ki tarah hai memsaab

Aaj tak aapne hamari wafaadari dekhi thi … ab hamara krodh dekhiye

Yeh kaunsa tha jaam joh tune pila diya … is sirphere ka sara system hila diya

Iyaan toh bolte kuch hai aur matbal kuch aur nikalta hai

Joh chauka udte huye jai … usse chakka kehte hai

Ek pair past mein hai teh ek pair future mein hai … tabhi toh hum aaj pe moot rahe hain

Hilna nahin, hilna nahin … nahin toh hila ke rakh doonga

Gyan toh gyan hota hai … chahe woh zabaani ho ya likhit

Joh darr gaya so mandir gaya

Mera aaj mera kal, mere din mere pal … sirf tumhare dum se hai

Hum bahut hi confusiya gaya hoon

Main apne mulk ko apna ghar samajhta hoon

Aaise tukur tukur ka dekhat ho?

Humra gola par log jhoot nahi bolta hai

Abhe oh ujhdi hui riyasat ke lutte huye sultan

Milte hi nazarein dil milaya nahi jaata … aagaaz ko anjaam banaya nahi jaata

Mujhe achchi filmein bilkul pasand nahin

Earth ki toh lul hi baji hui hai

Perfection ko improve karna mushkil hota hai

Aaj Pooja, kal koi dooja

Arre woh sharaabi ko aye-khuda maut aajaye … joh chhodke tujhe paimana mooh ko lagaye

Judai ka gham jitna hoga … milan ka mazaa utna hi zyada hoga

Arre yeh theater hai ki koyle ki bhatti … aye fan chalu kar reh

Apna toh seedha hisaab hai … pati toh pati, varna rakhi ready

Tu jaanta nahi hai apun ko … yeh area mein apun world famous hai … world famous

Lonely    

When you feel lonely, Music is your only Friend.
    I love being alone, but i Hate being lonely.
    I smile all the time so noone know how sad and lonely i am inside.
    I hate letting people into my life coz they always leave.
    I just want to feel that i am important to someone.
    Being lonely is the hardest thing in life.
    The loneliest people on the planets are the biggest givers.
    Lonely is a man without Love.\
    You can’t be lonely if you are in company of the person you’re alone with.
    Sometimes in life it’s good to be Alone… so that No jackass can hurt you.
    Being lonely is like a storm with no rain, crying without tears.
    Behind those fake smiles their lies a lonely heart.
    Loneliness is a part of you life. It teaches us that we are not complete in ourselves.
    The worst loneliness is not to likes yourself.
    I’ll never forget how being depressed and lonely feels great like a companion to each other
    It’s sad to be happy alone.
    The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
    It’s better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
    Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you.
    Maybe I am crazy but laughing makes the pain pass by
    I cry then I cut, then I cry again, it never ends
    Don’t try to please other people if in the end, you know it won’t work.
    I hate being the one that causes you this pain..
    Your heart is the most precious part of you, never donate it to someone who doesn’t appreciate it.
    Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care than to admit its killing you.
    Sometimes I Feel Like I Am Completely In The Dark.
    Its Too Hard To Stay Alone In Life.
    I Am Not Alone, I Am Lonely With Out You.
    I Close My Eyes & Dream Of A Time When I Wasn’t All Alone.
    Feels like going for a walk, alone, in the dark, with nothing but the moon to guide me.
    Everyone thinks I have it all but its so empty living behind these walls,
    The people who were once close to me, now act as complete strangers.
    Is feeling extremely lonely, and neglected right now. But does anyone really care?:(

Emotional/sad short status for whatsapp

If you left me without any reason, then don’t come back with an excuse

If someone can walk out of your life that means they never really cared.

I miss you but i am not going to text you first because i want to see if you miss me more.

Karma does not have a menu, it serves what you deserve.

Sad things happens to each and everyone, Yes, But we don’t need to live sad forever.

Being sad is not the outcome of wrong circumstances. Its the result of wrong thoughts.

At some point, you realize that someone special can stay in your heart but not in your life.

Dear heart, please stop getting emotional. Your job is to pump blood, that’s it.

It’s really sad how one day I’ll seem to be so happy then the next day I’ll lose everything so fast.

Let us remember that sorrow alone is the creator of great things.

It hurts to see that you’re happy, without me.

Never judge anyone or make decisions when you are upset, sad, jealous or in love.

Being Ignored is the Worst feeling ever.

It is sad not to love, but it is much sadder when you realize noone loves you.

Being lonely is like man with no desires, crying without tears.

You can have control on your brain of being constantly happy or constantly sad.

Seeing people change doesn’t hurt. What hurts is remembering who they used to be.

Attitude Status 

If you don’t like my attitude then stop talking to me.

Silence is the best answer to a Fool

There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.

Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone

People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…

Don’t make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching HER.

Before your judge me, Make sure you are Mr. perfect.

I don’t have an attitude, Just a personality that you can’t handle.

People like me – Great, People Don’t like me- Great, As long as i like myself that’s all that matters.

I am not a Nerd, I m just smarter than you..

Never explain yourself, Your real friends don’t need it, & Your enemies Won’t believe it..

Only surround yourself with people who will lift you Higher.

Knowing is not enough.. We must apply, Willing is not enough.. We must do.

Never lets someone’s Bad attitude Ruin your Good attitude.

Never makes promises that you can’t keep.

Cool short whatsapp status\

1. If Plan A didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters so stay cool.

   Strong people never put others down, They lift them up…

   Sugar? No thanks, i am already sweet..

   I plan to make rest of my life, the best of my life!!

   Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.

   Hey god, if you can’t make my slim, please make my friends fat!!

   You should understand It’s ok not to be perfect.

   I am not special, I am a limited edition.

   A Negative attitude is like tire without air, if you don’t change it, you won’t go anywhere

   Strong positive attitude can create more miracles then any wonder drug.

   I am really sorry if i changed, but you changed too…

   I am Just Kind, You will regret if you think i am weak

   I know i am awesome, and i don’t need your opinion.

   Silence speaks thousand words.

   If my attitude could kill, it would be called AK47

   A problem is not really a problem, The real problem is your attitude towards that problem.

   Real difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

   Life is an art of drawing without eraser.

   If people are talking behind your back, then just fart…

    

Motivational whatsapp status updates

Motivational whatsapp status updates

You have 2 primary choices in your life- To accept things as they are Or accept the responsibility for changing them.

Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you’re going to do now and do it.

Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.

Whatever brings you down, will eventually make you stronger.

If youre not doing the things that you love, then your life is not worth living. What are you here for?

You never fail until you stop trying.

Life is always up and down, so why are you worried when you are at the bottom; the next place is up.

Mistakes teach you important lessons, Everytime you encounter one, you’ve a step closer to your goal.

Trying and Doing are two different things. When you try, you hope. When you do, you succeed.

People know you for what you’ve done, not for what you plan to do.

Don’t let little things get you down. You have got many reasons to look up to God and say thanks tonight.

Live like a candle which burns itself but gives light to others.

Experience is how life catches up with us and teaches us to love and forgive each other.

Life is only 5% what happens to you, and 95% how to respond to it.

The sooner you make your first 1000 mistakes, the sooner you’ll be able to correct them.

The Main key to success is to focus on things we desire, not things we fear.

Confidence comes not from being right all the time but from not fearing to be wrong

Let the world know why you are here and do it with passion.

Create the things you wish existed..

Go for it now, Future is promised to no one.

Nothing is impossible, The word itself says “I’m Possible” !!

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.– Thomas Edison

Winning isn’t everything, but desire to win is. — Vince Lombardi

Men’s best successes come after their failures. — Henry W Beecher

A creative man is inspired by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to defeat others.– Anonymous

Either you run the day or the day runs you. — Jim Rohn

The wise does at once what the fool does at last.– Baltasar Gracian

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. — Wayne Dyer

You can never quit. Winners never quit, and quitters never win. — Ted Turner

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

You just can’t break the person who never gives up. — Babe Ruth

If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. Don’t complain. — Maya Angelou

Short Whatsapp status about life

1. Life is a story, Make yours the best seller!

   Life will always try to make things hard, but every time you overcome those obstacles, you becomes stronger.

   At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’

   Everyone comes in our life for a reason. Those who don’t have any, stay.

   Life goes on……With or without you

   The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships.

   I’ve learned if you love life, life will love you back sooner or later.

   If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.

   Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

   Love the life you live, and live the life you love.

   With the change in seasons,people change people from their life

   Life is like a bar of soap, once you think you’ve got a hold of it, it slips away.

   Silence is the most loud voice.

   Only regret left at the end is the Chances we didn’t take.

   Sometimes we just have to let things go.

   I am sad, but then i smile. That’s my life.

   No expectations, No disappointments.

   Life is short, smile till you still have teeth.

   A simple hello could lead to million things.

   Dreams Don’t work unless you do.

   You best teacher is the mistake you made in past.

   My playlist can tell you the story of my life.

   If i treated you the way you trated me, you would hate me.

   You don’t need a reason to help people.

   Forget your age and live your life.

Short Funny Whatsapp Status

I know I’m not perfect, I’m vintage, which means my flaws make me priceless!

Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World. BUT… Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.

The reason good men are hard to find is because they’re usually too busy working.

Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.

I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.

You can’t make everyone happy, so today I think you should focus on me.

The voices in my head are not real, but they have good ideas.

If you’re wondering why you’re single, date someone. You’ll remember

Waiter: Would u like ur coffee black sir? Me: What other colors do u have?

The best way to let people remember you is to ‘borrow money from them’

My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…

I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

Am gonna Make my Status…………better you too Focus on your Status only.

Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.

The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

You can never buy Love…but still you have to pay for it ..

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

If you can’t convince her then confuse her

Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.

I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.

I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.

There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.

AWESOME ENDS WITH ME AND UGLY STARTS WITH U.

DOESN’T EXPECTING THE UNEXPECTED MAKE THE UNEXPECTED EXPECTED?

WE LIVE IN THE ERA OF SMART PEOPLE AND STUPID PEOPLE.

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE.

HEY,YOU ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

I STILL MISS MY EX – BUT GUESS WHAT? MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER ????

SAVE PAPER, DON’T DO HOME WORK.

NEVER GO TO BED MAD. STAY UP AND FIGHT.

I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

I am Cool but Summer Days make me hot..

My style is unique don’t copy it!

I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.

I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.

My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING

Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.

I told cashier- I want to open a joint account with anyone who have lots of money.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

I just need a good WiFi and Wife.

Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.

I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?

Am fantastic if I drink Fantaa.

Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

Mah Attitude.. Mah ishtyle !

Don’t browse my phone when I give it for viewing an image.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity

Short Love Whatsapp status

Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!

Falling in Love is easy…But staying in Love is very special…

Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.

Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every season.

Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.

Love is the other NAME Of Respect, if you can’t Respect your loved One then you don’t deserve to be loved.

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.

The good things in life are amazing with you!

I can’t promise to fix all your problems, but i promise you won’t face them alone.

You are my best reason to lose sleep.

I am in love with you and all your little things..

The person who truly loves you will never let you go whatever the situation is.

Love is friendship Set on Fire

I just want to be your favorite Hello, and Hardest goodbye.

Am i just crazy or falling in love?

Love is what your heart feels, not what your mind thinks.

The moment i saw you, i fell in love & you smiled because you knew.

Every time i see the keyboard, i always see U & I together.

The true love is that changes you into a better person without changing you to someone else.

I would love to stay awake just to watch you Sleep.

Being with you has made me 100% complete..

Kiss me, & You will see stars, Love me and i will give them to you…

Love is life, & if you miss life, You miss Love.

We loved with a love which was more then Love..

My 6 words love story – I can’t imagine Life without you.

Every time i see you I fall in love all over again.

My heart is and always be yours forever.\

You can push them away, but people who really love you will always choose to stay

If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.

I wish love had traffic lights…So that i’ll know weather I should GO for it,SLOW down or just STOP.

The person who makes you happiest is the person who can hurt you the most.

If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.

Loving you is more than just a dream comes true.

When I see my phone light up, I always hope that it’s a text message from you….
True love is when he does little things for you before you ask

Just because we’re not close anymore, that doesn’t mean I don’t care about you.

I will always love you, no matter what happens.

I fell in love with you, not because of your looks but for who you are.

Love is when you look into someones eye and see everything you ever need.

True love doesn’t have happy ending …it has No ending.

When i text you, that means i miss you, but when i don’t text you, that means i am waiting for you to miss me.

Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

No one will ever care like I did, I promise you that.

We spend too much time looking for the perfect person to love instead of perfecting the love we give!

Even if I had a million reasons to leave, I would still look for one to stay.

Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite.

Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true

You are the sunshine that starts my day.

I Just fell in love with you, I don’t know how, I don’t know why, I just did!

Did YOU know i really love the second word of this question?

Love is not just about how often you say I Love You, but how often you can prove this to be true.

You can’t find love. Love is something that finds you.

Love was just a word before i met you.

Being in love is like being drunk, You can’t have control on what you do.

I have not age, no limit, & i never die, I am called Love.

Love is a game that two can play and both win.

The more one points fingers, the less one loves.

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to handle.

Love cures us – both the ones who spread it and the ones who receive it.

Love is the honey and our life is a flower.

The hunger for love is harder to remove than the hunger for bread.

Easy to begin, but very hard to stop loving someone you loved.

Love has made millions of poets.

People want to ride with you on a lambo, but you want someone who will ride you with on a auto when lambo breaks down.

We are the mirror of those we love.

And in the end its the love you give is equal to the love you take.

Where there is love, there is life. 

Sad status

 .1)Some people come in your life as blessings,Others as lessons

 .2)Life is short…..smile while you still have teeth.

 .3)One of the happiest moments is when you find the courage to let go of what you can’t change.

 .4)Life is too short to wait.

 .5)Life is a story…trying to make mine bestseller.

 .6)The scariest thing about life is that you don’t know weather they will miss you or forget you..

 .7)It’s going to get harder before it becomes easier.But it will get easier…..Just gotta get through hard stuff first.

 .8)A year from now you’ll wish you might had started today.

 .9)Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

 .10)Life goes on….

 .11)Don’t cry because it’s over,Smile because it happened

 .12)Life is like riding a bicycle…you have to KEEP moving in order to keep your balance.

 .13)I’m still waiting for day when I’ll use maths integration in real life.

 .14)I want to LIVE not just SURVIVE

 .15)We all deserve our “happy ever after”

 .16)In the end we only regret the chances we didn’t take.

 .17)Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

 .18)if dreams don’t scare…then they aren’t big enough.

 .19)Don’t worry be happy!!!!

 .20)Everything happens for a reason but sometimes reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.    …more funny whatsapp status

 .21)You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

 .22)In the long run, we only hit what we aim at.

 .23)I do not have any attitude problem…..You have a problem with my attitude and that’s not my problem

 .24)I Don’t Have An Attitude Problem,I Just Have A Personality that you cannot handle.

 .25)Do you really want to spend rest of your life wondering……just do it.

 .26)Mirror is my best friend b’cos when I cry it never laughs.

 .27)Control your anger b’cos it’s just one letter away from  Danger.

 .28)My attitude will always be based on how you treat me…

 .29)Life is really complicated…when I find answers to it life changes the Questions.

 .30)Happiness can be found even in darkest of times….if only one remembers to turn on the lights.

 .31)It matters not what someone is Born with ,but what someone Grows to be.

 .32)When time is good,Mistakes are taken as jokes.When time is bad,even jokes are taken as mistakes.

 .33)Keep smiling and one day life will get tired of upsetting you.

 .34)It always seems impossible until it’s Done.

 .35)We have to fight some of the bad day’s just to earn some of the best days of our life.

 .36)My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday…So borrring.

 .37)A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 .38)How is it one careless matchstick can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

 .39)A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

 .40)Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

Latest Whatsapp Status

1] tHiS DoG, iS DoG, a dOg, GoOd dOg, WaY DoG, tO DoG, kEeP DoG, aN DoG, iDiOt dOg, BuSy dOg, FoR DoG, 30 DoG, sEcOnDs dOg! … NoW ReAd wItHoUt tHe wOrD DoG.

 .2] Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

 .3]Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

 .4] Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.

 .5] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

 .6] I’ll be back before you pronunce njancsjhuehndihjnjniojijkwsa.

 .7] After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.

 .8] Dont be a uno in trends, be the Classic.

 .9] My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day

 .10] Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!

 .12] One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

 .13] Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

 .14] Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

 .15] Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

 .16] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it. …..

 .17] move on…

 .18] People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

 .19] We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

 .20] Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.  ……..(Sad status)

 .21] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

 .22] Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

 .23] The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

 .24] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p

 .25] Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….( more funny whatsapp status)

 .26] “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”.

 .27] You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

 .28] The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

 .29] Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!   ………(Best whatsapp status)

 .30] I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

 .31] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever

offered any food

 .32] Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

 .33] Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

 .34] Whattsapp status is loading…

 .35] Treat me like a queen and i’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i’ll show you how its played.

 .36] Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

 .37] Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

 .38] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

 .39] Too busy to update a status. 0_o

 .40] Tried to loose weight…… .But it keeps finding me.

 .41] This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

 .42] I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.          …. (great whatsapp status)

 .43] I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my

contact name as “Free Recharge”

 .44] I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

 .45] Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

 .46] A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work

station..

 .47] I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

 .48] Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

 .49] Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……(best exam status)

 . .50] They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B

 .51] Waiting for wi-fi network.

 .52] If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

 .53]Life’s not about money, it’s about love & ……I love MONEY!

 .54] Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

 .55] Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

 . . .56] There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.

 .57] One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

 .58] Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.

 .59] There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

 .60] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

 .61] Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

 .62] Status under construction.

 .63] Take Life, one cup at a time!

 .64] I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life;…….. if I die next Tuesday.

 .65] Life is like photography, you need negatives to develop it.

 .66] I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

 .67] Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u

:);)

 .68] Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(

 .69] Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

 .70] Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent

 .71] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p

 .72] Never try to teach a pig to sing- it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

 .73] Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

 .74] I’m cool but global warming made me hot

 .75] I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one place with my phone all day.

 .76] Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

 .77] Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.

 .78] We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police

 .79] Life is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status….

 .80] One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature

 .81] Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life

 .82] Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in a long-shot. – Charlie Chaplin

 .83] ” And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” –

Friedrich Nietzsche

 .84] Without me its just awso.       …..(cool whatsapp status)

 .85] Sometimes you never realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory

 .86] I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

 .87] Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

 .88] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it

 .89] I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

 .90] I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less.

 .91] My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

 .92] I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.

 .93] I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.

 .94] If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

 .95] Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant

mind…..ME:Never Mind.

 .96] I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

 .97] If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

 .98] I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!

 .99] I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

 .100] I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

 .101] Hey there….. be there.

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